jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers...

so, these are my (bespectacled)peepers.

and they're affected by these--jeepers!

and now I gotta put these thingies in 'em, creepers!

but now you know how I got them eyes.

note to self: think positive. eye allergies, even ones where they say your eyelid is inflamed and at risk of scratching your cornea if not treated, are better than all those sinus infections. maybe you'll get over all this eventually, eh?