what they don't tell you at the dentist...

is that this "social trauma" that's "affecting my oral health" really means that my dentist could, I don't know, buy my old car. I already have over $1200 worth of dental work that needs doing--and that's just the part that I pay for...

yikes.

so, I guess that I don't want my two front teeth for Christmas, I want bits and pieces of a couple of teeth...