mmm beer...

-Homer Simpson

So, I need a good quote about beer. I want to put it underneath my title in my thermo paper. Because, well, I just do. But none of these seem appropriate...except maybe the one about oxygen and hydrogen, or the one about fermentation, or the one by Lincoln. But they might not be right either. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Little help? And some light reading...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.-- Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.-- Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-- Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.-- Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.-- Catherine Zandonella

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.-- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.-- His reply.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.-- Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-- Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.-- Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.-- Humphrey Bogart

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.-- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-- Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.-- Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.-- Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.-- George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.-- Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.-- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-- Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.W.C. Fields

"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire."-David Rains Wallace

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."-Abraham Lincoln

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman