cockney?

So, I need your help. I want to have a British party. Yes, that’s right, a British party. We have lots of pint glasses, so we’re going to get a pony (of the keg variety, not the mammal with four legs and a tail) of a British beer—maybe Bass or Newcastle—and smoke cigars and use cockney slang. The plan is to have the guys wear car coats or silly jackets with those leather elbow patches. And girls will wear…..ummm….any suggestions? Swimsuits, “nothing” or just underwear, etc. are not options. I’m wanting some suggestion. What do british ladies wear? And by ladies I don’t mean actual “lady” ladies, I mean gals/girls/chicks, etc.

Also, if you can think of other suggestions/elaborations please advise. And if guys should wear something else that’s good too.

Tonight, I’m going to play kickball. Yes, really. It should be very very fun. There will be ten of us playing. We’ll be playing in the park or my friend’s backyard, and it should be awesome. Very, very awesome. I will let you know how it goes.
Charleston was great last weekend. I’ll regale you with the rooftop bar-rain tale later. Enjoy your Friday night, and drink one for me!