A cowboy walks into a bar. He's wearing jeans made of brown wrapping paper. And his shirt is made of paper. As is his vest. And his chaps, his belt and its buckle, his hat and his boots. His spurs are made of paper, too.
He orders a beer and sits at the bar to drink it. And pretty soon the sheriff comes in and arrests him for rustling.
ha!
ps, for you non-up-with-the-lingo folks, see #6.
my dad, the cattle rancher, will LOVE this joke. : ) glad you're home and in better health!
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